This is the end
Hey, hey Bye bye bye, bye bye Bye bye I’m doing this tonight You’re probably gonna start a fight I know this can’t be right Hey baby come on I…
Being an adult part 2
I am not at university anymore. I have a shitty job instead Pour a drink out for me boys P.s. I still have wet dreams about you Finn
Being an adult
I posted a picture on Instagram. A sheep shagger told me to update my blog about it. BR p.s. I’m sad I’m not a student anymore
I’m in Spoons
Had a pint and a burger Good times
Hi
I lost the game
Custard Creams
Custard creams, one of the most underrated biscuits in my opinion. Slightly similar to chocolate bourbons, which are more chocolatey and get more attention. I’ve always liked custard creams but…
Boom Shake Shake Shake the Room
I finished exams I went to Pizza Hut to eat Now Imma get drunk p.s. That was my first ever haiku
Shoey
I have never seen Charles do a shoey
Rugby
I played rugby once. Maybe 2 or 3 times. I think I stopped playing during year 9 when I realised I didnt like contact. Turns out this isnt great for…
Danny saved my life today
Danny saved my life today. We went to the park and I slipped on some ice but he caught me. He’s a hero. I then went for a burger at…